I am Alex, some guy who might be a robot, feel free to ask me things about that.
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If you're not a robot, what's THAT? *jabs finger at a pie of empty oil cans*
Oh no my secret is found! *gathers oil cans and dives out window*
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Hey you're gonna do important stuff and shit and also save the world maybe you can trust me I'm a genie.
Okay sure let's do stuff.
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Albert Cocaine is a very dangerous criminal.
Free cocaine.
I didn’t know we’d locked him up
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You're just jealous of my style B)
Alex is a loser pass it on
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Do you always type in that accent of yours?
i'm gunna bash your head in, i swear on me mum
Wot the fook did yeh say teh me yeh fookin bitch ass whore son o’ a twat?
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So Kristine accidentally deleted my old blog while trying to make hers. I mourn my followers.
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