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it’s actually so embarassing that marvel wrote steve n bucky with almost EXCLUSIVELY romantic coded tropes (amnesia + memory being brought back by one true love, damsel in distress, no! not without you!, their catchphrase literally meaning “til death do you part”) just for them to be mad at US for being like “lol what if they kissed” like damn bro chill

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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captain america: the first avenger is about how nazis fucking suck and we need to band together to stop them.

captain america: the winter soldier is about how fascists can be anywhere, and we have to stop them, even if it means going against what feels like the whole world.

captain america: civil war is about how even when there are fewer fascists, regular people can still be wrong and the government can't be trusted to keep the best interest of minorities in mind.

captain america: brave new world (and, to an extent, TFATWS) is about how when people in power keep secrets, miscommunicate, and spread lies, everyone suffers.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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STEVE ROGERS WOULD PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF DONALD TRUMP!!!!!

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Hello winterhawk people,, here’s a comic I did two years ago that I never finished!

Enjoy

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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

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I see those "every family has that one cousin who's severely mentally ill", but considering how my mom once made me promise not to tell the extended family that I had attempted suicide a week before my cousin's confirmation party (like they literally picked me up from psych ward to attend it, I changed from hospital clothes to party clothes in a truck stop bathroom on our way there) because "it would just upset people for no reason", I'm starting to suspect that some families are 100% mentally ill but everyone's pressuring their kids to not show any symptoms in front of the big family in order to save face.

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