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it’s july 6️⃣… do you know what that means?🧐 on this day in music history 🎼📚PAUL MCCARTNEY and JOHN LENNON🎸 two SLUTTY BISEXUALS🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙 met for the first time 🫂 at the WOOLTON VILLAGE FÊTE⛪️🥳 in LIVERPOOL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in 1️⃣9️⃣5️⃣7️⃣ their SONGWRITING PARTNERSHIP🎶📓 would be the backbone of THE BEATLES🪲 and change the WORLD🌍 but let’s not forget that they were most definitely SUCKING🤤🤤🤤 and FUCKING🍆🍆🍑🍑 this messy decades-long situationship is one for the books 📖 these were PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 with each other until John’s death😭 and Paul continues to be KINDA GAY🏳️‍🌈 about the whole thing🤔🤔🤔 so today is all about 💋💋💋 💦💦💦💦TWO REAL GUYS get sloppy 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑

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no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

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They should Tell everyone on both love island and survivor that a nuke blew up the Us and that they have to work together to start a new society . And then see which one becomes more warlike / Powerful

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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

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[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

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Be free, little pom pom thylacine!!

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happy bruce springsteen slutty baseball shorts sunday

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Reblog my posts boy

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All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

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MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

two songs

two bands

two actors

two actresses

two singers

two movies

two books

two characters

two ships

two shows

two anything

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to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!

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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

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It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

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how to say "I love you" in x-files [112/?] ⤷ 1.12 — “Fire”

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big