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Anyway, as of tonight - I’m single.

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Imagine this dick had an argument with me at dinner because he’s working class and doesn’t understand silver service. I only blame myself for knowing him.

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This man is the actual meal that turns up when you’ve seen the advertisement and was sold a whole dream. A disappointment.

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This man is the fat bitch in the office you’ve been nice to only to find out she’s been talking shit about you to your manager.

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This man is the stain on a glass you’ve been handed to drink with crisp ice and your favourite beverage on a hot day. A fucking disappointment.

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I’m at a very YT resort and it’s subpar, I’m the only one wearing Hermes, VanCleef, Rolex etc all these bitches is my sons.

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Ladies, a piece of advice if you meet a man that already has kids look at them (18+) and ask yourself if you would date their younger self. If not, save yourself the hassle.

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I never thought I’d say this but this old fart has convinced me that I’d rather date a trust fund baby.

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I only have myself to blame. This man is a walking cardboard inside of a toilet roll. With a penis as small as his he really has no reason to act like this. I should’ve never moaned during sex and simply stared blankly into the abyss.

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Picture this, us in a picture - now rip it up.

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Imagine not wanting to fuck someone because of how stupid they are. Yeah. My pussy is dry.

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I’m at this all inclusive resort with this old fuck and these Pandora wearing ass bitches are so obsessed with him and this cunt is lapping up the attention (?) what an embarrassment I’ve become.

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Heterosexual men are THE most disgusting creatures in existence. Pigs rank higher than straight men.

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Whitney Houston Passport (1985)

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