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oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
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no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
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Peter Parker: *disintegrates*
The frog that was in his mouth:
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she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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I will never forget this moment for as long as I live…😱
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The thing about being LGBT+ is, at some point in your childhood, no matter how accepting your parents are, at some point, you have to question: “do they love me unconditionally?” And then you have to plan for the possibility hat the answer is no. And that fucks you up. Straight cis people never have to question that.
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When I click on a link for a recipe I do not wish to read five thousand words about your life and the lovely time you had at the farmer’s market and your childhood memories I just want the fucking recipe just give me the fucking recipe
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i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is
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me: i don’t need to go to college i’m gonna be cate blanchett’s trophy wife
everyone: she’s literally been married to a man for almost 20 years
me:
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iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address
peter “[email protected]” parker: but i do, mr stark
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