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two dollys

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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missed this by a day whoops

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Daleks/Cybermen: *Breathe*

The Doctor: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

The Master: *Destroys Earth/Gallifrey/universe for the 8558447th time*

The Doctor: You don't understand, I can fix them!

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Why are they making a second Spaceballs movie

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which frog are you??

huge thank you to everyone who made a frog! @moralle.bsky.social‬, jns , @illufinch, https://synoic.us, crobinet.com, @twams , @slacky.bsky.social‬, pixelgroover

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I think mostly what young fandom types (and I guess younger people in general) who are very very invested in the idea that “20 is still basically a minor” need to understand is that the feeling of “I’m just a child pretending to be an adult, and everyone else around me is a REAL adult” is DEEPLY universal (and won’t stop, ever, by the way, sorry!) and also is not, like, praxis.

Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.

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Throwback Taysday -> Our Song I've heard every album, listened to the radio Waited for something to come along That was as good as our song...

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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Robert Wun fall 2024 couture

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What would you do?

English added by me :)

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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Doctor to literally anyone else: Don't challenge me. I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm nine hundred and three years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?

Doctor to Master: Please can you not commit genocide again please pretty please you can use my body however you want 😭🙏 Oops you just did it again but don't worry I can reverse time to fix that, just come travel with me please 🥺 my TARDIS door is always opened for you.

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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occupydemocrats: “Trump bombed Iran, not because America was in danger — but because his ego was. After a disastrous birthday parade, a G7 meltdown, and public mockery, he needed to look strong. So he declared war. Alone. No generals behind him. No intel backing him. Just desperation. "Even his own appointee, Tulsi Gabbard, said Iran wasn’t close to a bomb. But he did it anyway — because Trump is always about Trump."

Kinda eerie how Trump predicted his own future: desperate because his poll numbers are in a tailspin, inability to negotiate properly, and a vainglorious attempt to show how tough he is.

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Coincidentally, today is Valentine's Day in Brazil. ❤️🇧🇷

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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.