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got diagnosed with heart too big and kind

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my (second) favorite rvb loser

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carolina

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n-b maine anon again... please Please tell us your caboose headcanons I have no thoughts head caboose rn

YES i would love to. i already mentioned some of these to you but i'm posting them publicly so everyone can see :)

harvard grad! harvard caboose owns my entire heart. majored in mechanical engineering, minored in physics!

fluent in spanish! has processing problems though. has understood everything lopez has said but like.. by the time caboose fully registers what lopez has said the conversation has passed

punk. yes i mean this wholeheartedly. tatted and pierced to shit.

caboose curses. infrequently, but still does it. i love evil autistic people who say bad words because i AM one of those. caboose says fuck.

verbal stims! clears throat, hums, makes nonsense sounds, shouts. he likes it it makes him happy

every single character except for like. all irredeemable villains and all older characters (like sarge) has had a crush on caboose. i wholeheartedly believe this

snarky as fuck! this is why he and tucker have a joke rivalry caboose is such an asshole sometimes. he's so witty but you never know because he's usually polite unless you're close with him

dream boyfriend. would absolutely dip you to kiss you.

likes to give hologram church little kisses. knows church is a hologram, does it anyway. church gets embarrassed but finds it endearing

secret special interest in quantum mechanics and quantum physics. LOVES the idea of time travel. COME ON, he's had two instances in the show where he understands time travel before everyone else!!!!

and in closing, as my huge rvb headcanon doc states:

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I like to think that Church’s time in the dying Epsilon unit wasn’t all that bad. 

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it’s so important that you think of church shaving cabooses face intimately. thank you.

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This is what we mean we say the gender binary is rooted in colonialism and violence btw

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you cannot give any media to me because without fail every time I’ll say “ok. but what if it was the rvb characters instead.”

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hi im new to the rvb fandom and I just wanted to say that ur caboose drawing completely changed the way my brain works :3 /positive

IT’S SOPRETTY!!!!!

I AM GOIGN TO SOB UNCONTROLLABLY HWHDHTUETHROOEJO384+91+495+6

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Carolina just guts me, man. 

Like even aside from her debilitatingly severe need to impress her father and her team to the point of near breaking herself and her relationships to remain number 1 on the most arbitrary, fucked up board in the world like. The person she’s trying to wrest attention from, trying to beat so bad is her mom. A simulated, fucked up (i love tex, i want to talk about her for eons but she is fundamentally a ‘came back wrong’ scenario that i can elaborate on later) version of her mom. And sure , she doesn’t like. Know that but the narrative, dude. 

She’s constantly vying for her father’s attention and approval and he does not remotely give a shit past bringing his wife back. 

Not to mention she’s implanted with. I mean. Just think about who she gets implanted with. The fragments are fragments of alpha who is a copy of her father. She’s implanted with both his hope and his fear. Isn’t that just like. A perfect metaphorical follow through analysis of Carolina as a person? She is her father’s hope and fear. She both is a constant reminder of his wife, and his fears blatantly in front of him because she isn’t her. 

Carolina has to constantly fight to be seen as not just an asset to a team but as a person, as a daughter. And that drive to get approval, to be the best, to be enough is so strong that she’s willing to essentially betray the one person in her life that actively does see her as a person (york obv), as a woman who exists outside of her father’s control and whims…

I think its poignantly upsetting that we don’t actually know carolina’s name. Like even that has been denied to her in the ways that she has been formed by her father’s quest for Memory. And speaking of memory, i think it’s intensely rewarding that she is able to foster what is essentially a sibling relationship with the representation of the Memory that has haunted her second-hand since her mother died when she was a child. Like how healing is that narrative story? Carolina is such a strong person to the point that her brother is the righteous incarnation of that which has prevented her humanity for decades and they heal together. 

God i have so many carolina thoughts this is just the beginning *banging my drums* im insane

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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old faralex art i posted on twt but forgot to post here

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Two Hard working moms

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two of my freelancer ocs smiles so big and wide

BEHOLD

war hardened shaggy from scooby doo and soggy cat

i heart them so much, they consider each other as brothers methinks, they dont go anywhere without each other if possible. Michigan is the more self sacrificing one while Indiana is like less so but he keeps it real

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request rvb characters for me to draw smiles so big

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transfem tucker getting massive gender euphoria from being able to call herself a milf