Hey nice to meet ya, Nice to meet ya. Call me Alex. He/Him or They/Them. Adult. Gay. Don't make me have to put any more in here.
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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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Why bother waiting for a man to undress himself (slow, boring) when you could just cut his clothes off with your sword (efficient, helpful)
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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there
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r terminally online american leftists so detached from reality that they feel the need to resurrect centuries old geopolitical conflicts? to what end. make france gallia again?
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I have managed to obtain myself 5KG of Pizza Sauce. This was given to me by a community centre.
The age of the pizza is upon us brethenm
#pizza sauce#Pizza#Lads we are making pizza tonight#I fear we may end up too close to the sun and be strucken down like Icarus of old.
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the Star Wars fandom isn't having enough fun with the acronym for the Confederacy of Independent Systems but this one youtuber is showing us the way
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New Vegas could have been a game about avenging your wife/husband but the absolute fucking geniuses at Obsidian just shot you in your own head instead. I love it.
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