thethingsidotome

[thethingsidotome]

good sex starts with me confusedly asking "did you drug me?"

[thethingsidotome]

Sweetheart, you are getting raped. Conscious or not. You're going to want these drugs.

[thethingsidotome]

The men who lean in incredibly close to you whenever you talk or take the opportunities for a fleeting touch without even realising but get flustered about it whenever someone points it out

[thethingsidotome]

man who peppers reassuring kisses to your forehead, cheek, neck, chest and tummy to remind you you’re breathtaking before gently pulling your legs apart when you’re being timid about your body

[thethingsidotome]

being face fucked in straddle with their hands gripping the headboard…

[thethingsidotome]

oh, no, baby. i’m going to break you of this nasty habit. there’s no need for you to touch your little wet cunt. no, don’t cry, darling. i’m sure one day you’ll learn to cum anal only!

[thethingsidotome]

f/o’s whose voice drips with worry because you’re quiet and seem distracted while they’re inside you but really you’re just extra sensitive and your head is swimming because you feel like they’re so deep the tip of their cock and the tip of your liver are playing pat a cake but the way your legs tighten around their waist in response, your smile beaming with sweetness, speaks immeasurable volumes

[thethingsidotome]

anyway your fave making you laugh while you’re in the act so you grip tighter around their cock

[thethingsidotome]

teaching him to find the clit only to have him show you exactly where your g spot is

[thethingsidotome]

Cumming in her ass and sticking a plug in so nothing leaks out

[thethingsidotome]

something i think about a lot is edging someone for hours until they're losing their mind, and i finally tell them they can cum and i start touching them just how they like. but i had numbing cream on my fingers and the longer i touch them, the further away their orgasm gets and they just don't understand. they need it so bad and they beg me to keep touching them and they're sure they can get it, they're so desperate, but soon they're completely numb and realise it's just not going to happen. they cry and buck into my hand and say no no no, and maybe i make them watch while i touch them for another hour while they can't feel a fucking thing

[thethingsidotome]

Grabbing a fist full of hair and growling “let’s satisfy that oral fixation” while unbuckling my belt.

[thethingsidotome]

guys who call it "my pussy" and take the ownership way too seriously

[thethingsidotome]

f/o’s whose voice drips with worry because you’re quiet and seem distracted while they’re inside you but really you’re just extra sensitive and your head is swimming because you feel like they’re so deep the tip of their cock and the tip of your liver are playing pat a cake but the way your legs tighten around their waist in response, your smile beaming with sweetness, speaks immeasurable volumes

[thethingsidotome]

ok but being fucked from behind with a kiss pressed between your shoulder blades....

[thethingsidotome]

"oh i understand it now" but it's your fave's fingers deep in your cunt and the sound you make that they're "understanding"

[thethingsidotome]

Can someone come use me to get off while not letting me cum? Please?? In front of your friends????? And then give them a turn???????? While you record it??????????