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that's a happy ending, kindness in action can do some good here and there.

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This year, I'm gonna do all the things alone that I've been waiting to do with someone else. Solo aquarium trips, trips to the museum, movies, festivals, the beach. No more putting my life on pause because I don't have someone to spend it with

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target self-checkout cameras were designed by a crack team of perverts at raytheon who were given the prompt of “induce dysphoria in anyone who gazes into this device regardless of their gender identity”

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Pyra//Mythra

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via vsco.co

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Things don’t need to be perfect. They just need to be real.

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How to vent about the same problem multiple times without people wanting to beat you to death with hammers

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4chan memorial post. rest in hell

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I thought we’ve been over this. Yaoi doesn’t depict men, it depicts genderless androgynes. You get fujoshis primarily because women want to experience an erotic/romantic story without the baggage of gender. Unmasculine gay “men” just so happen to be one of the more acceptable (and desirable) stereotypes of an androgynous person. BL doesn’t even need to focus on theoretically male characters, as with rose of versailles, which has a gnc woman as the protagonist but is still a BL.

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One of the most fascinating people I ever met was someone who was in a screenwriting class with me. He was the only one in the class who got into writing in order to work in that most vibrant and story-centric of genres, pornography

He got up in front of class and confessed to his every psychosexual hangup. See, he became "fascinated" with porn ever since he stayed home from school one day when he was younger and saw the horny part of Cinemax. But according to him, "I could never get involved in it myself due to the performer's filthy natures". He wanted to be a writer because he hated everyone involved in porn and thought they were filthy, degenerate sluts, but by god he wanted to be the one telling them what filth to do

What was his dream project? Well, he wanted to make the first million dollar action porno. It would be an action piece starring a secret agent who was half Italian, half French, half Greek, all action, all sex. It would be like a James Bond movie but you actually get to see them bone. It was a million dollar movie that would absolutely take a lot more than one million to make

He described the central setpiece of his film: the hero is fighting a man on a train when - oh no! - the train derails! Just before entering the tunnel! And it explodes early! Luckily, the hero escapes. It's not the hero's fault that the train derailed and exploded before it entered the tunnel.

Sadly, I think he dropped the class. So now we'll never get to see more of his slut-shaming million dollar psychosexual confession

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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

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does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

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special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

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