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List of Yuri Anime recently announced for 2025

The Moon on a Rainy Night

This Monster Wants to Eat Me

There's No Freaking Way I'll be Your Lover! Unless…

The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't a Guy at All

My Wish is to Fall In Love Until You Die

A Workplace Where You Can't Help But Smile (subtext)

Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games (subtext)

Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie: Walpurgisnacht Rising (movie)

bonus: Even Though we're Adults (J-drama adaption)

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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I don't spend much time on here anymore because whenever I do it see an ad for a pregnant woman in a skin tight purple one piece swimsuit

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Sayak miki

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Oooh it looks like that last post broke the multi upload. Crisis averted. You may keep the snake butt, woukdn't want to deprive my followers. Also bonus snake butt.

Feel free to reblog with your own snake butt. It's just that kind of day.

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People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

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what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

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A sweet moment of despair

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! (non sexual) nudity below the cut !

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Mf really thought he was saving face.

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madohomu-princess x jester au

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18.02.2011 ⏳ today's timeline

me - im going to draw a madohomu that is sso off model

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