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Made some more areas for skykids to explore
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Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu
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hiiI!1!1! oh my god i want to sleep so much!1!
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hey shout out to this dilemma I had a few weeks back. Never came back to this. Forever a wip and arguably this is funnier
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Virtue posting 🥰 bc I like them 🥰🥰🥰
Gabriel put that thang downnnnnn ur scaring it :(
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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”
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a drawing inspired by some of the first furry art i saw on the computer, 25 years ago or so, which was dinosaurs in bikinis playing golf
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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I wanted Running Wayfarer's cape so much:(
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My first contribution to the Sky: Children of the Light art community <3
Keep your light bright, champions of the sky!
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The father’s right hand or . Whatever the fuck he’s called
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