thetraumatizeddandy
thetraumatizeddandy
why can't everyone just go away?
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Official askblog for Misty's Chaos' Calamity!Dandy. HOW IS HE DYING SO MUCH?!
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thetraumatizeddandy · 4 months ago
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Mama's boy (not full song, colorcoded)
Toons used: Dandy, Sprout
"M-A-M-A B-O-Y."
Mama's boy.
Mama's boy.
"M-A-M-A B-"OH-WHY.
MAMA'S BOY.
MAMA'S BOY.
Mama's boy..
Mama's boy...
"M-A-M-A B-O-Y."
MAMA'S BOY.
MAMA'S BOY.
"M-A-M-A B-"OH-WHY.
MAMA'S BOY.
MAMA'S BOY.
"M-A-M-A B-O-Y."
MAMA'S BOY.
MAMA'S BOY.
M-A-M-A B- (OH-WHY?!)
Mama's boy...
Mama's boy...
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thetraumatizeddandy · 4 months ago
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Don't care. Get the fuck out.
"Alive again, hm?"
"Ahahahaha~!"
"What was the line again.. "I always come back...".. Well, that doesn't really matter."
"I'm looking forward to what I plan to do."
-- @embodied-ichor-of-the-calamity
Get out.
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thetraumatizeddandy · 4 months ago
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"Alive again, hm?"
"Ahahahaha~!"
"What was the line again.. "I always come back...".. Well, that doesn't really matter."
"I'm looking forward to what I plan to do."
-- @embodied-ichor-of-the-calamity
Get out.
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thetraumatizeddandy · 4 months ago
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...
(Thoughts: Why hasn't he come to visit... This isn't like her...)
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thetraumatizeddandy · 4 months ago
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...
(Thoughts: ...I'm not okay, am I? Will I survive... (Yes) Am I gonna die like this...? (No) I don't want to die... NO!!!...)
(No, the red text is not Sprout. Sprout's text isn't bolded)
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thetraumatizeddandy · 4 months ago
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"Well. This is certainly interesting."
-the @a-brand-new-story-au (Specifically the Dandy)
Hi other me!
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thetraumatizeddandy · 4 months ago
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get perceived
hits you with The Misty Special™ the Follow Bullet™
*it is ineffective*
OH SHIT NOT THE FOLLOW BULLET
AAAAAA(/pos)
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thetraumatizeddandy · 4 months ago
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gets you with a follow headpat
(I love how the ask box is aware/silly)
(also the pinned said he is easily threaten so I headpat him)
Hi there.
(That's not what I meant by easily threatened. He's easy to pressure into doing things.)
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thetraumatizeddandy · 4 months ago
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HEYYA!
Intro post :3
This is a Cries of The Calamity blog, meaning it is 15 due to the AU's nature.
Mod is @thenight-falls, she/they/he pronouns, goes by Raine/Misty (Sprout if a mutual).
Dandy is a bit easily manipulated, so try not to pressure him.
In the AU, Dandy is engaged to Sprout.
Speaking of Sprout, mod kins Sprout and is uncomfortable with selfshipping.
That's pretty much it, DNI proshitters and Solanfaynai (Obvious reasons)
Pfp by @fullofswag,
Banner by @bammythechaotic.
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