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Gustave Courbet: The Origin of the World, 1866
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it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash
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Cream coloured courser and her chicks. Seyed Babak Musavi.
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What brings value to an egg is the context that envelops it. Fickle as it is, the disloyal egg bends to the will of any master. A boiled egg in a noodle soup is nirvana, a boiled egg on its own is the egg itself seeking angry retribution on humanity for deciding its value for it. I do not respect the egg. The egg stands for nothing, but i wull be exploiting it later to put it in a wait wait wait wait wait I'll finish my point later did anyone drop a watermelon in this metro station? Does anyone want this? Can I finish this? My train leaves in 6 minutes can someone please let me know if this watermelon belongs to anyone?

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☆TORCHWOOD MEMBER! READER X JACK HARKNESS HEADCANONS

☆ he leaves you for the doctor
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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS BEAR TO BE CHROME TO MAKE A DISCORD SERVER JOKE AND I FUCKED IT UP REAL BAD
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Its an.... Unconventional approach but i guess I'll give it a try
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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually
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chikorita gets clowned on a lot for its shit stats and a movepool i would be hard-pressed to describe as "extant" but designwise it's really evocative. it begs the kind of questions that make pokemon so magical: what IF a lima bean was a small dog. what IF instead of a head it had like. a weird nub. with an anime face on it. what if it could throw a fistful of razors across the room
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