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PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

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2024... year of the royal we

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American healthcare system be like

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after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

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I hope you’ve enjoyed the part you played these five hundred years.

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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spencer from icarly and rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid are on the opposite ends of the same scale

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“I am not ‘half Japanese’ and ‘half Lithuanian Jewish.“ When I’m singing a Japanese folk song, I don’t sing with half my voice, but with my whole voice. When I’m taping together my grandparents’ Jewish marriage contract, worn by time but still resilient, it’s not half of my heart that is moved, but my whole heart. I am complete, and I embody layers of identities that belong together. I am made of layers, not fractions.”

— Yumi Tomsha

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