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Tumblr? More like Fumblr! Because I—Uh, because I—Aw, shit, not again…

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Gotta make that cheese. I mean bread. No actually I mean cheese.

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Happy pri(DEMON!!!)th, I have once again given my profile picture a rainbow background because I am your favorite corporation

Also because I’m queer I guess

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Ah, shit, they got me!

Fag!!!!!!!

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They hate me for my ghoulish whimsy and ghastly wiles

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Apron that says “kiss the sous chef” and has a big arrow pointing to whoever’s next to me

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Discarding a text post like a mercy killing. Saving something from its own horrible existence.

discarding a text post like a torn off page of a draft of a letter to a lonely lover

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They say “shake well before serving” that’s why I’m constantly trembling

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Cringe culture is dead, and the block button finally killed it.

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No, the challenge should be to find it. It makes it funnier.

Take a look at this fuckass rat. I look into the void and the void looks at the stupid images I show it.

You can’t hide your askbox from me. I WILL stare into the void.

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This post is about me!

Your honour, in my client's defense, they did do those crimes, but it was really entertaining; so, I think we should let them keep doing it.

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It’s NOT “Pinterest” because I don’t get “Pinterested” in something. I get Pintrigued.

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Parried that dick, call that countertop

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Yup, very much bleeding out. Before I go…Click the…the link in the description….free Robux……

Free bobux

stabbing you 23 times in honor of ides of march :)

18 minutes too late. You can’t hurt me.

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Damnit…They’re using #NordVPN, the sponsor of todays video! NordVPN is an online browser extension that protects your—Hey I think I’m bleeding out

stabbing you 23 times in honor of ides of march :)

18 minutes too late. You can’t hurt me.

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stabbing you 23 times in honor of ides of march :)

18 minutes too late. You can’t hurt me.

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Happy March 14th everyone! Everyone’s been so excited planning something that I have no knowledge of! I’m excited, I bet I’ll find out in the court meeting tonight!