thetruthaboutmatt-smalls
The truth is rollin' up on you.
Sure, Smalls may be the founder and CEO of all ice cream everywhere, but how much do we really know about "Smalls"? One man has finally fixed all this shit goddamnit fuck..
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Matt smalls reportedly took off the ring of favor and protection
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i ordered soda at the restaurant the other day and the waiter asked me if i wanted the crazy bug in there and i said no and he put it in there any way and it was like swimming around in my drink and laughing and blowing bubbles in my drink dude fuck that
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Oh NOW @matt-smalls is interested in elf pussy
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I’m never buying Slim-Jim again.
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*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things
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Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"
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He was ignored and forgotten by the indifferent ogre
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Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"
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@matt-smalls is being haunted by a weeaboo ghost.
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She’s too short, it weirds me out dude.
@matt-smalls when he found out that @shaggymemes is 5’2”.
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If a tree falls in the forest, did it fall?
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Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed
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Trick or treat! *Holds out plastic pumpkin treat bucket*
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