Text
That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….




44K notes
·
View notes
Text

absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those
60K notes
·
View notes
Text
shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.
203K notes
·
View notes
Text
so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you
146K notes
·
View notes
Photo


holy mother of god church in voskepar, armenia.
2K notes
·
View notes
Text

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
72K notes
·
View notes
Text
mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!
42K notes
·
View notes
Video
243K notes
·
View notes
Text
i cant see my haters because i got cum in my eyes
138K notes
·
View notes