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GOUGER SIGHTING!!!!!

GOUGER AT OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK RED ALERT RED ALERT. IT WAS A GOUGER.

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Yes, but no, the police force here is kinda garbage so they won’t arrest him but we can probably push for him to like...have to stay in town hall for a meeting with the mayor or whatever.

-C.C. (E.R.???)

i saw a dude who shot someone in the woods today i think????? and everyone was just chill with it???? what the heck??????????????

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Hey, hunters! Be on the lookout for Rocco Biloya, the man that someone outside of the Arby’s! Stay vigilant, stay armed, and most importantly, stay safe! More updates as I find out more!

-C.C. (E.R.???)

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Rocco??? Biloya??? The dude that shot someone was out today?! What in the goddamn-

-C.C. (E.R.????)

i saw a dude who shot someone in the woods today i think????? and everyone was just chill with it???? what the heck??????????????

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Bat People sounds like some shit DC fans would say to try and sound woke

-C.C. (E.R.???)

I rescind all comments about the moth man, truly, i believe that the great silkey bat woman is much more attractive (romantically and sexually) and i enjoy spending my time with her

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You’re still on about the Bat Man stuff? He isn’t reeeeaaaal, Dicker

-C.C.

I rescind all comments about the moth man, truly, i believe that the great silkey bat woman is much more attractive (romantically and sexually) and i enjoy spending my time with her

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The Fish Are Trying To Eat People

Apparently the fish were only trying to lure people closer to the pond in order to eat them. Park rangers would like to warn everyone not to get close to the fish as they will try to knock you into the water.

To reiterate, the fish do not want to be your friends, the fish do not want to give you any gifts, they only want to hurt you.

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I have a kid following this account oh god oh fuck what do I do???

-C.C. (E.R.???)

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Silkey bat man, if you’re out there, no you aren’t. Stay away from my boyfriends. Kiss kiss.

-C.C.(E???? R????)

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i will, idiot

bitch i’m gonna kiss you.

do it then, doofus

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Dillon Samuelson

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incorrect size difference.

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I’ll split it with you. The food those kids give out is all good, promise.

To the kids who keep giving me Arby’s sandwiches as a peace offering: my favorite is the French dip. Beaver’s favorite is a roast beef with cheddar sauce. That is all.

-C.C.

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Why didn’t you eat the gyro, you dork?

To the kids who keep giving me Arby’s sandwiches as a peace offering: my favorite is the French dip. Beaver’s favorite is a roast beef with cheddar sauce. That is all.

-C.C.

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They gave you my offerings? Yeah okay. Whatever. It’s cool.

To the kids who keep giving me Arby’s sandwiches as a peace offering: my favorite is the French dip. Beaver’s favorite is a roast beef with cheddar sauce. That is all.

-C.C.

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I need. Niquill. A whole bottle of niquill. I wish to chug Niquill and sleep a thousand dreamless nights. A fucking coma if you will.

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the weather will be getting colder, be sure to look out for the creatures. who knows, an unexpected friendship might bloom