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So I went to the Josh Fight

a summary:

- Two Josh Swains were in attendance. OG Josh, hailing from Arizona

- And Nebraska's own Josh Swain, from Omaha.

(feat. An Audio Engineer doing THE MOST for that sound quality)

-All the local news stations were there

- The majority of attendees were from out of state

- The two Josh Swains battled for supremacy by Rock Paper Scissors duel.

- The victor? Josh Swain, from Arizona. A crushing defeat for Josh Swain, who despite having none of Josh Swain's newfound Twitter Clout, DID have the home team advantage, as well as a Great Look.

- Following the Josh Swain Duel and coronation of the One True Josh Swain, there was an All-Josh pool noodle battle royale

- A brief list of notable Josh Variants I saw in this battle:

Josh Swain (Prime)

Josh Swain (Secondary)

Medieval Josh (full chain mail armor)

Spider Josh (x2)

"Josh Wick" (had pool noodles mounted to two electric drills for spin-attack capabilities)

Furry Josh (A Josh in a fursuit)

Big Josh (A large man with the words "Big Josh" painted on his bare torso, and "Dad Bod" painted on his back. Armed with pool noodle wolverine claws)

Little Josh (A small boy of about 5 years old)

Luchador Josh

Roman Centurion Josh

The rules were simple. Enter the ring and fight honorably (no headshots, no hits below the belt.) If you are hit with a pool noodle, you are dead, having fallen in glorious battle. The last Josh standing would be the winner.

The battle lasted a little over sixty seconds in total. The final victor was....

LITTLE JOSH, THE SMALLEST COMBATANT.

The crowd was going wild. The chanting for Little Josh was deafening. Truly there could have been no better outcome.

pool noodle combat was then opened to the general public, for fun rather than glory.

As for Josh Prime, he seemed like a very cool dude! As of last reporting, he raised $6600 dollars for the Children's Hospital and a truckload of nonperishables for the local food bank alongside the other Josh Fight attendees! He offered masks to any maskless people he met, and did his best to keep things as safe and socially distanced as he could, despite the ungodly amount of people who showed up to this random fucking field outside of Lincoln, Nebraska.

(Also for the Nebraskans: Yes he tried a Runza, and yes he says he enjoyed it.)

So anyway. Shoutout to the one and only Josh Swain.

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Remember remember the 5th of November the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. What a perfect day to get a haircut! My man Jason giving me the full treatment! #v4vendetta #5thofnovember #newhaircut (at Jun's Barber Shop) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHOFFoYhMEd/?igshid=11kkhk169txq0

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Do your part, we're all in this together! (at Jacksonville Public Library Beaches Branch) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGqUdpbhc2E/?igshid=eivz4zp9hmdg

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I’m Diego. I have a knife.

David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy Season Two

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My good friend Travis wanted to grab some lunch and test out his new big boi lens. And who am I to say no? These were just for fun but goodness gracious did he pop off. Travis dun did it again. Enjoy me outside my comfort zone #goodnessmethelenswashuge #hemademelooksohot #imnotadaddybuticouldbeyours (at Lillian S. Davin Park, San Marco) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFCsTM0jKux/?igshid=1vs5yos53r2d9

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My man Jason giving me a clean cut! It looks so good I didn't even think it was me! #cleancut #topknotfam #noimnotsleepinginthelastpictureijustdidntknowwhattodosoiclosedmyeyes (at Jun's Barber Shop) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDwb4GiD3k6/?igshid=1mxv1iu34j491

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @datoz the food was amazing!! I hope you have a good one brüther! #multipleposting #happybirthday #scrumptious #shesthatbitch (at Escape Restaurant and Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8FaBqTne7t/?igshid=ncftm7rt4x3g

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I dedicate these shots to the gram. Made 2 in a row! #thelivetargetsareactuallyveryehlpfulatgettingshot (at Alachua County Fair) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8EjdfvH2IV/?igshid=1jqsalvk6nopd

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The Phad Thai was so scrumptious! Oh Josh is here too #notlatteart #scrumptious #goodfoodgoodfriends (at Thai Blossom Bistro) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Cjv0in7B8/?igshid=phbubw72xpd3

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Omg this is only on loan from @bill0711 until my other board comes in, but my oh my does it look pretty!! That Artisan is perfect for the set!! #keeb #gmkredsamurai #satisfying https://www.instagram.com/p/B7q9SOYhl0B/?igshid=173wbnyc77n61

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Dnd Secret Santa was a wild ride. For Elaine... Everyone else had a good time. Also better late than never! I love the figures and Bae. Thank you Bile. #hildabae #secretsanta #dasmahbitch https://www.instagram.com/p/B7XP0q0hxxr/?igshid=1f618p2kodq5i

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Filipino wedding swag #yufamilytrip2019 #ithinkilookgood #timetoparty https://www.instagram.com/p/B5uCPUVh7Bf/?igshid=1oam4fvije2jx

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This trip is proving to be a special one #kidstooloud #thatswhyitsmuted #enjoythesilence #yufamilytrip2019 #tranquil (at Villa Escudero Plantations and Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5hiuzjhQ2o/?igshid=cr92i033dcwn

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Early breakfast run comes with its perks! Like coffee! #jetlaglife #hadagoodnightsleep #yufamilytrip2019 #doesntfeellike5am (at Aristocrat, Jupiter Makati) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5bJIEsBV-c/?igshid=1mir4x35z5rln

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It's sights like this that make this trip that much sweeter. 26 hours to see this sight, totally worth it, see you guys here soon! #runningragged #thiswastakenthismorning #jetlagged #worth (at Cambridge Village Condominium, Cainta Rizal) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5NGbqEBq6Y/?igshid=19ragcspe6zxr

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Low key birthday dinner before I leave the country tomorrow lol it's like an armada!! #thisonesforme #smallarmada #happybirthdaytome #cravingwings (at Q Cup Boba Tea) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5G2YyLhil5/?igshid=25pnz1ejofbs

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Happy birthday bill this appetizer was lit af #happybirthday #scrumdeliumptious #birthdaybitch #thisonesforyoubill (at bb's restaurant and bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4oHda9hIFA/?igshid=11f4gcl0l12yr