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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

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dont worry baby we'll make this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome🫶

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you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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i am unwell about this fictional man

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everyone take my 114 result ‘which character are you’ uquiz

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was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

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The prompt was ‘detention.’

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i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots

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The best thing about writing is that you can foreshadow an entire plotpoint on a throwaway joke, and only the people who come to reread it will realise oh, what happened was always going to happen.

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Clark Kent finally goes to get therapy but the only person who knows both of his identities AND is in any way actually qualified is Harley Quinn

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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why would you do this to me

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters