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ughh i miss riverdale it should’ve had 20 seasons or more. it was cut down in its prime. they should’ve gotten to kill off jughead at least 6 more times. cheryl should’ve gotten to become president of space or something really really awesome like that. they could have retconned the supernatural elements and then reinstated them two seasons later to keep things fresh. they could’ve let archie be a beautiful lesbian for a while. they could’ve had gay kevin still being gay and kevin. the possibilities…

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He doctor on my jr til I curdle

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deep breath clears throat hi uh deep breath one second *rifling furiously through my note cards* jarchie longcon......*strangled breath* it was a great longcon in the um in the true sense sense of the world....word . fuck. um. *long silence* i-uh-no-so uh i can't do i can't do i actually can't do this i can't i tried the thing i can't *gesturing at finale* are they in there?.......can we get them out!!!!???????

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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they hid the best modern tv cinematography on a cw teen soap opera

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do you guys ever remember that veronica literally drank poison for betty

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there are only 3 character types you can be on riverdale : an archie a betty or a veronica. and jughead is a veronica

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there are only 3 character types you can be on riverdale : an archie a betty or a veronica. and jughead is a veronica

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RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023) 7.13: The Crucible

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Tabitha trying to sneak by with Baby Anthony: Percival, how could this baby possibly be Baby Anthony? This baby looks nothing like him.

Baby Anthony, fresh out of Cheryl's Secret Disguise Funhouse:

Gay Kevin: Jesus, I hope that's not him. Her eyeliner is smudged to hell and the contour isn't even blended!

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i love watching everyone panic abt an episode of television almost being over. not realizing how much u can fit into 10 minutes. but then i also remember most shows dont choose to be as careful with that time as riverdale

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blossom twins portrait

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CHERYL BLOSSOM 2.06, “Death Proof”

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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cheryl blossom you have to stop. your vocabulary too broad. your attachment to your dead brother too narratively compelling. your gothic horror tropes too enthralling. they'll kill you cheryl blossom

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I don’t think Riverdale is accidentally good, I think it’s good on purpose and with intent.