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Bedtime stories.
Inspired by Little Red Riding Hood (German, French), Vasilisa the Fair (Russian), Jack and the Beanstalk (English), and The Three Billy Goats Gruff (Norwegian)
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Anonymous, 'In Den Fängen des Vampirs' (In the Fangs of the Vampire), ''Die Weiberherrschaft'', 1913 Source
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New TAZ season means time to draw some new fellas whose names I can't spell! And listen. To me, in this, the season of oops all wizards, all characters are wearing some variation of star-covered robe and pointy hat, until proven otherwise
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Murky waters
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Fae Attire: Dragonfly Ealdun looking beautiful in a piece inspired by dragonflies.
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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Edge of Renewal by Erin Kate Archer ~ erinkatearcher
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i'm just a gnome with a box of fortunes trying to support his family. buy a horoscope from a poor old gnome.
i wondered when the boiling point of astrology hate was gonna hit. it was a little later than i expected tbh. but now that the market has crashed, it's the perfect time to start posting weekly bespoke horoscopes. right. right.
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i wondered when the boiling point of astrology hate was gonna hit. it was a little later than i expected tbh. but now that the market has crashed, it's the perfect time to start posting weekly bespoke horoscopes. right. right.
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ok so i'm a christian who experiences psychosis. not even about religion just in general. my official diagnosis is major depressive disorder with psychotic features. i take antipsychotics to help manage my symptoms.
this post is to say that some people really need to check their ableism when talking about religion. i understand that religion has done a lot (a LOT) of horrible things and that deserves to be discussed. people are allowed to be angry and shit on my religion, i literally don't care about that, christianity has done awful things. but talking about how "religion is a mental illness" (it isn't) or "all religious people are delusional" (they aren't, also why is being delusional an evil thing to you) is just very very ableist.
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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀
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Fairytale Seinfeld. Elaine pretends to be mute to date a guy exclusively into mermaids. Jerry haggles for a parking space with Rumplestiltskin. George gets “Hansel and Gretled.” Kramer inherits magic beans.
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The Hindu Goddess Kali and God Bhairava in Union, Unknown, Nepal, 18th century, Drawings, Opaque watercolor on paper.
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