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cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭

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Has it already been proposed that Hatsune Miku is essentially the digital age successor to the cultural niche originally established by Betty Boop, did I see that somewhere or is it a weird thing my autism told me

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Really the kicker about discussing colonialism intrinsic to certain fictional tropes/archetypes/genres/what-have-you is that white bitches et al get SO mad about it. "Ohh so I'm not allowed to play farming sims? Wearing a silly hat makes me a fascist now?" I was just exercising critical thought but yknow what? Just for you? Yeah it does

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Crackpot theory:

Zoro keeps getting lost because he's instinctively walking towards the One Piece without realizing it.

Put him in a bubble, place him under an illusion of some place, and set him loose while the bubble is contained and you'll eventually find the One Piece.

sorry i’ve been thinking about this ask for months. not directionally challenged he’s just always chasing the bag

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frodo: i dont know if i'll make it back home, but i must finish what has been started, alone or not. for how could i bear to damn this world if i should fail in this mission? my heart longs for the comfort of the shire, for the support of all who have come this far with me. i will march onwards to mordor, to my death if i must.

bilbo: god i wish i was HOME JESUS CHRIST i want to go HOME WHY DID I GET EMPLOYED... hm.. but i must also do my part to live up to the expectations of my new mighty friends... SMAUG DO YOU HEAR ME I COME FROM UNDER THE HILL I AM THE STINGING FLY I AM HE THAT BURIES MY FRIENDS ALIVE I AM THE GUEST OF EAGLES I AM RINGWINNER AND LUCKWEARER-

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You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

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A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer

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that's about $32 he did the call for, only takes a tiny push sometimes doesn't it

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

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I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

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