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truly the wildest thing about all the Bridgerton discourse about "is Nicola Coughlan too FAT to be a convincing love interest???" is that in many ways she actually looks better in the period costumes than her thinner counterparts because she has the figure to really fill them out. those dresses are incredibly flattering on larger bodies because they emphasise the bust and cleavage whilst creating a very elegant silhouette. there's something unintentionally hilarious about hearing pearl-clutching in the distance over "idk is this FAT WOMAN sexy enough to be believable as an object of lust??" whilst Penelope Featherington's majestic heaving bosoms are almost spilling out of her dress in a category 5 titty event. if anything she's too sexy. they had to spend the first two seasons putting her in ugly dresses in a desperate attempt to conceal the fact that she's serving more cunt than the entire itty bitty titty committee combined

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Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Valentine’s programs?)

Also, by “sea bugs,” I obviously meant “gnathiid isopod larvae.”

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I didn’t do the cosplay just for the meme….

Flying to Italy and finding the exact field to recreate the picnic scene was pretty amazing. The costume took me a month to make 😮‍💨 it was so nice to shoot it in THE field!!

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"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

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happy investigations port announcement

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The Zelda community isn't the same without you, @maldreathezora.

This probably won't be the last artwork I do in memory of her. Many artists like myself process through creating and it's hard to create without feeling her absence.

If you want to read her work, her Zelda webcomic is at @anewcalamity.

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

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if you had to rank cow breeds on huggability (like, most comfortable for both parties), which breed would be #1 and which would be last?

- milky 🥛

(i have very absurd questions)

oogogohhhhhhggg ive been waitingg for this ive bene waitign for theis

MOST HUGGABLE

a lot of ppl ive found agree tht herefords and red devons are some of the most docile cattle breeds! double if theyre hand reared or steered! plus they have curly fur some times<3 theyre polled and soft and cute! heehe

LEAST HUGGABLE

heck cattle were literally bred to be huge and aggressive. they want u dead . they will gore u and ull die. unfortunately i do find them very pretty. but they are so mad.

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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

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a lot of people are talking about the state of trans rights in the uk again on my dash today and it's just occurred to me, people outside of wales probably aren't aware of probably the most well known grassroots mutual aid group for trans people here in wales, trans aid cymru. run by trans people for trans people they run social groups and give grants and help with housing and loads of stuff, i had free counselling sessions through them last year, and they have a map of trans friendly GPs project that's really helpful. they really make such a difference for trans people here and if you are trans in wales and don't know about them i super recommend investigating and if you want to donate to something that makes a material, on the ground difference to trans lives rather than a bigger charity you should definitely consider them!

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That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

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FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING ADS

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