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Fiona: Say the first word that comes to your head

Baz: Alright

Fiona: Simon 

Baz: Gorgeous- fuck I meant horrendous. I MEANT TO SAY HORRENDOUS!

Fiona: … 

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Kaladin, A2

THIS FELT SO WRONG TO DRAW I HOPE U KNOW

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“Colorism isn’t real.”

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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Thanos

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I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes……………………  A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.

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Reginald when asked which his favorite child is:

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shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

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don’t be afraid to get bioluminescent this year

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Fandom:

Adults: *create a space for other adults*

Minors*: *come into that space* 

Minors: this isn’t a safe space for kids!!

Adults: …..uhh no, it’s not.

Minors: why are you personally attacking me personally?

Adults: ….????????………… 

Minors: I know you want to fuck children

Me: *looks at fic with one character that’s in his 40′s and another that’s in his 50′s, with no children in sight* 

Me: ………please get out of my house

(I still get a lot of responses to this post calling me a pedo and I am t i r e d of this bottom-of-the-barrel quality discourse)

* this obviously doesn’t apply to all minors, and to all those minors (like me, when I was your age!) that manage to enjoy and participate in fandom without calling everyone a pedophile, I appreciate you.

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He was a trans man you fucking freaks

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Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

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