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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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Your mutuals

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leerless feader

Help???

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More Hueso raised Leo content

Need to draw more baby Hueso Jr

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Day 2 give it up for day 2

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Oh my god finally April is here hi April we love you April

This is part 52 of The Little Prince Separated AU

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Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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to all my mutuals and friends. im so sorry

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Whenever I say "sorry guys" or whatever I am exclusively apologising to guys I am not using it as a gender neutral term this is because I hate women HASHTAG MISOGYNY

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Kid Leo DTIYS!!! (draw this in your style)

I said if we tied in the last tmntaucomp polls then I would post a Kid Leo DTIYS, so here it is!!!

I wanted to do some spooky vibes this time instead of smthn cute, so here's a spooky ooky Kid Leo and Future Leo :) Why is he here? don't worry about it <33

No prizes or anything, it's just for fun!! Deadline will be uhhhh probably just whenever the tmnt au compeititon is over, regardless of whether Kid Leo moves on next round :)

Have fun and tag me so I can see!!! I love looking at everyone's art <33

Wordless version and coloring page version is below the cut. Also, I have a DTIYS going on for Rural Au that has no deadline!

Kid Leo Au Masterpost

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Timsteph lesbians

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I havent drawn humans in like a month, brother, but by god will I make sure she looks cute.

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I was going to go further but time to abandon and move on

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Sometimes I gotta factory reset my brain and then I start making good posts again.

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Which is Your Black Cat?

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i do feel african americans & americans as a whole share this thing that heavily influences the perception of the "black experience" or "black representation" in canada and even just in media where it’s like. when they speak of the black experience, they speak of the african american experience. when they speak of black representation, they speak of african american representation. even if it isn’t explicitly called that, i think that’s somehow become the standard bc of this weird obsession with generalization. african immigrants share very little experience wise with african americans. or african canadians or whatever.

african immigrants don’t see race the same way african americans do because like racism often was not a problem in our countries. colorism yeah classism yes etc etc but when it comes down to it, most of us are immigrants then our nationalities before we are black. visa status changes a lot & background makes for a very varied experience from african americans. it’s like...i, personally, tend to gravitate towards other immigrants more than other black people, because i have found that except for looks, i have nothing in common with these kids. absolutely nothing.

we don’t view the world the same, we don’t have the same background, & (this is a big one) this is their home and it is not mine. they are black first & foremost and while i know that’s how i’m viewed in canada & the west as a whole, that isn’t what i am. i relate more to immigrant characters than black ones because black characters in western media or popular media are often african american, even if that isn’t the intention, because that has become the view of "black culture".

i’m not saying that african americans aren’t black or their experiences aren’t valid or they don’t have their own culture that they don’t experience a unique struggle. but their struggle is not the universal black one especially for those that do not live in the west & neither is their culture shared across board.

also i am speaking on my experiences as an african immigrant & an african and that i’ve seen of others like me. my experience is definitely not universal, hardly anyone's is, but it is common.