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[thewarbler]

Okay y'all hear me out.

WILLIAM, EMMETT AND MARVIN ARE ALL BROTHERS

Marvin is obviously the oldest.

Will's ass is the crackhead middle child.

Emmett is the youngest brother that gets treated like a straight up baby. He also gets made fun of for being HETERO.

"Guys, this is a bad idea."

Both Marvin and Will are like "SHUT UP, HETERO."

Everytime they meet up like at a wedding or party or family event, Emmett gets lil' bro punches. Where Will and Marvin punch him while he's on the floor.

IT'S NOT ABUSE I SWEAR THEY'RE JUST BEING BIG BROTHERS.

#StopEmmettAbuse

Emmett is the only sane one.

AS FOR LAST NAMES

Their father's last name is Forest

Their mother's last name is Shakespeare

Will took his mom's last name and Emmett and Marv took their dad's last name.

YES I'M MAKING MARVIN'S LAST NAME FOREST.

Also, NO HOMOPHOBIC PARENTS IN THE BORLE BROTHERS AU

They all accept their sons :)

Even the straight one.

Im sorry if I sound heterophobic rn I like straight people I swear.

Emmett is always showing them pictures of his lovely fiancee Elle but no one believes they're actually together.

"Really? Your scruffy ass and that blonde daydream? Sure, of course." Is what short ass Marvin says.

It isn't until she actually meets them that they believe him. Marvin and Will lose 20 bucks.

She loves Emmett's brothers a lot, they have great bonding time and Emmett's lowkey jealous.

SPEAKING OF SHORT ASS MARVIN.

They have different heights!

Marvin is obviously the shortest even though he's the oldest. Will is the tallest one, because yes? Emmett is somewhere in the middle.

Emmett is a no muscle lanky boi and gets made fun of for it.

When Whizzer meets all of them he falls in love immediately with both Marvin's brothers.

Will flirts with Whizzer just to piss him off and Whizzer is fucking loving it. Marvin his to stop this shit.

"Hey! Hey, Whizzer! Stop making 'fuck-me' eyes at my brothers!"

With Will's spouse?

Bard crossed lovers because yes

Nigel is incredibly uncomfortable around Will's brothers. They ask him so many questions.

"Have you held hands yet?"

"Emmett, be serious! Have you had SEX yet?"

"Marvin, that's inappropriate! Do you know he has a weird freckle on his butt?"

"Have you ever seen his butt?"

"Will has a weird butt."

"He does! Do you think it's weird we've seen our brother's butt?"

"It's not like we've touched it. GASP, HAVE YOU TOUCHED IT?"

They've triggered Nigel's anxiety and Will's like.

"GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP, LEAVE HIM ALONE."

I literally love this idea so much I might just make a series out of it.

[thewarbler]

spongebob slime

anyone have this with the obc cast?

if so would you be willing to share?

[thewarbler]

cabaret & the addams family

I’m looking for cabaret with wesley taylor or the obc The Addams Family, I don’t have much to trade except Alice By Heart tho

if anyone knows where i can find it, id be super grateful