i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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LOVE WILL FIND YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN EVEN WHEN YOU THINK IT WON'T
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her: you must be smirking cookie dog if you think we're fucking
me:
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL
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There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site
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I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.
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Anne Sexton, from A Self-Portrait in Letters
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doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???
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