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you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

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if anyone is looking for a girl to spoil I’m an angel who has expensive taste

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who knows what tomorrow will bring but i hope it will bring puppies

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Wedding vows

Me: damn you really fuck wit me

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via

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someone: I like you

me (blushing): im goING TO FIGHT YOU

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shout out to you schizophrenics / schizoaffectives / schizoids that hear voices or have others inside your heads, especially those that are mean idk how you handle it you are so superhumanly brave and badass god damn

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When you can’t stop playing Neko Atsume.

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Jared Leto: i maed u a cookeh :3

Director: Aw, how thoughtful!

Jared Leto: but i eated it o___O

Director: hOoOOoo... HoOoO..... MYGoODNESS i CAN'T EVEN TELL ANYMOre

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When my iPhone drops…

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“on average there are 7 people who look just like you” wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute