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you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

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they say they love insects but they hate wasps and mosquitoes

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

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Ocd is awful because you could think that you’ve put your mind at ease once you’ve done/fixed the thing you were ruminating about, then you start over analyzing that one thing again and again, trying to fix it or add onto it just to make it even worse than it was before.

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How it feels when I'm stuck ruminating

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Sibs

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More Gilbert x Ben 🐥🐥

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"I miss him so much"

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In my mind they had a happy ending together ok 👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

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lucifer.. 🐌🍎

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Next pocket creature. It randomly spawns teeth. Will it be a canine or a molar? Who knows! 🦷