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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Martine Feipel & Jean Bechameil

Plague and Cholera, 2014

Photo: Editpress/Julien Garroy

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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

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Love Ancillary Justice it's all Breq showing up places "I'm Breq an impossibly cool and ultracompetent expressionless determinator with inhuman reflexes on a two-decades-long revenge quest. And this is Seivarden, I just found her in the trash and she has nothing to do with my plans. No I don't like her and she doesn't like me either. We are not to be separated."

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so like. dragon age though.

origins: your party is a bunch of misfits, right, but they’re well-meaning. we’ve got some people who are really trying to do good by themselves and work together to defeat the blight. desperate times bringing together fighters to save ferelden.

inquisition: the cream of the crop. these guys are the fuckin top of the food chain, elite warriors, spies, an actual fuckin god. they are battle-tested and hardened. even the cinnamon buns will set you on fire.

da 2: who the FUCK even kNOWS fenris get out of the liquor cabinet haHAhHA everything’s fine aveline anders FUCKING PUT DOWN THE BOMB I SWEAR TO THE MAKER isabela nO fUCK

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Alberta survey shows most not in favour of provincial library book standards

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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

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A tale in 4 parts

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fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces

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I've been thinking about this all day.

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I know some say robots dream of electric sheep, but I like the idea that robot dreams look like 90's Full-Motion-Video games

Just all the humans in their lives are poorly cropped into 3d backgrounds