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D&D adventure premises inspired by stupid bear puns
Premise: a bear is the only witness to a crime; the party must convince the local druid to awaken it so it can testify. Adventure title: Bear Witness
Premise: the party must escort the king’s valuable pet bear through hostile territory. Adventure title: Bear With Me
Premise: the party must retrieve a cache of powerful enchanted weapons from the lair of an enormous owlbear that’s somehow figured out how to use them. Adventure title: Bear Arms
Premise: a psychic werebear is telepathically possessing townsfolk and forcing them to commit crimes. Adventure title: Bear in Mind
Premise: a charlatan at the summer fair is attempting to sell trained bears as domestic helpers; events proceed as expected. Adventure title: Bear Market
Premise: the party must investigate the reported appearance of a great golden bear that the local temple believes to be an omen from their god. Adventure title: Cross to Bear
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It's great. I can never go to a "Real" social media site anymore; it's all too boring. I feel like one of those fish that's evolved to live in acid or something
shedding a single manly tear as i come home from the war ten years later and log on to tungle dot com to be greeted with recent madomagi art, a kermit puppet sucking someone’s toes and an ad that just has a threatening picture of a faceless clown with the caption “get to know the true heart of psychopathy”
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Goth Bridget redesign that I've meaning to do for like 2 years~
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why why would you make me remember this?
I came to the realization that newer fans have probably only seen the blu-ray version of this scene, so I'm posting the TV broadcast version
For reasons
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Ah, the old standby of being a Monsters' Layer.
Monster Hunter who comes back from a hunt covered in weird marks and smelling suspiciously like the monster she was supposed to be 'hunting'
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if anyone ever asks you what utena is about just show them this
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Anti-Stratfordian who thinks Shakespeare did write his plays but he was from somewhere else
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The Dark Science Kickstarter is LIVE! You can finally get a physical copy of the world's favorite (I assume) cyberpunk satire mystery comic about lesbian cyborgs
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