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nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

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i guess you could say i’m into older men

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Synyster Gates. Yeah, no words.

~foREVerZacky

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men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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"You have to pay attention to the moments when you’ve felt on top on the world. I remember the first time I was on stage, I was doing ‘West Side Story,’ I was 17 and this woman was crying because she liked what I was doing so much."

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clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks

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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

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make me choose

roosterstiel asked: Chris Pine or Sebastian Stan.

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

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That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

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Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!

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Why are you asking if somebody is in your house when it halloween, you’re home alone, half naked, stupid as fuck and there’s voices coming from inside your house. RUN, CALL THE POPO AND DON’T LOOK BACK!

(via summerchild-madeofstone)

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am i really that ugly

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i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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Me: Do a really mean Bucky-as-Winter-Soldier face. Sebastian: Noooo…. ‘Cause you’re gonna post it, aren’t you? — Okay, I will. Hold on. Ready?

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SEBASTIAN “WHY DID I SAY THE THING” STAN