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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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On Friendship.

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Nimbasa subway is a wild ride

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Bettina, you traitor!

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

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Hey Artists, draw your sona as JoCat with guys or girls you like!

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God, I still miss JoCat.

Created some fantasy style items based on some of my favorite content creators as of late

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Tumblr, have you ever moved out of your house in an effort to explore the new wide (web) world, only to years down the line move back in, all adventured out and willing to go into your bed and sleep for 30 years? Yeah that's me and I keep procrastinating from unpacking. Help

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a collection of motivational insights regarding content creation and creative hobbies

and of course the classic

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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Holy crap it's on my dash, yUUKA GET THE CAMERA!

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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It's a date! 🍔✨

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Horrible time for a nest egg mentally, but I've called myself something terrible, and want to say I'm sorry.

When you're a forgetful person, it's impossible to remember all of the good you've done for other people and yourself. Usually, all you can remember are the times you suffered and made yourself suffer. Even on this site, you were good to a lot of people before you started over.

I can't say "just don't be mean" and mean it, but... Just don't be mean to yourself anymore. No matter how bad you spiral, you've been too mean to youself for too long. I'm sorry we got this bad, and no matter how many times we fuck up, we can start all over again. Okay?

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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Ooh, thank you! Then I'll help myself to that Hershey's there

alrighttt thats the last of the tricks and treats for the night but ill leave out the bowl of holding so everyone i didnt get to can still get a lil something