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Songs of Immigrants & Experience turned 11 today!

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SHARAM (nursery rhyme)

Sorry dad 

My bad

I finna lee collad

da boy in da

Conor 

ma inna mum 

After I Bun Ished 

the Real Ting, 

made her vanish 

And kicked my grandmothe's son 

up the dum 

Re haberdasher bilitation 

Reeeemix da whole popubifilitration 

Fill it with ration 

And da good v

bre

Re

Oshun

Bee lee jee

Not my son 

Nigh thurrrr knot 

Not my mum 

Fi naaa lee 

Eye um fri 

Rotis

Vot cez heppninkgk 

Tumi 

Ho mata 

Close to bone 

Art of noise 

Edge 

ozone 

Bog loo shrimp 

Jungle gump 

Jungle junk food 

Donald J trump 

E le pant 

Op heee vent 

Tu sirr cuss 

Rum pum pum 

Hi de ho 

Aa ray vase 

Su ge re 

leo 

naad 

Queens buried 

In the yard 

Ty son won 

On all tree card

Oscar! 

Wild!

Bo si dee 

Hole in the middle 

Pop eye tee hee 

Want do pu I ng lesssh kuntal tree 

Garden gor don 

Is a mor on 

Sit un datri

He blood clot trialed 

To K.i.s.s.

I.n.g. 

Wo is me 

Must get back to 

Ussr 

Run DMC

Salaamz how do 

Heel Sheyla 

Nos neep glu 

It will mek

You del blu 

Four tet

Pho tek 

4 hero oooooh! 

Bell boi zero royal hotel bu 

Hotel motel 

Holiday! 

Wooo 

Voodoo ray 4

Dain jah do 

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Dis pom net kung king chat chart coal chaat

This is very special to me. Its a poem by my contempt erroneous rejoinder Neat King Ye Tagore Dapoor 

Stupid! U should have known that wine would only

increase your sense of emptiness

Poor thing

If only you could have strepped hand upon the Mother’s knee

And fill your heartd with the goddess Paloriteshbharaafcutiness’s unbounded joy, in her gentle breath

And now in its bruvafrumanuvamuvatung language, Urdu, spoken by millions around the globe:

Stah pid

Uiiyeweh choot 

heb nawoon

Boo.sddid

Mek aas 

Ah lowoon

Stret 

Trews dat

muvvaaaass 

haat, pour 

mi 

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Hello. On behalf of all the queer, the poor , and the descendants of people who are slightly pink, I would like to announce a bootsy booster, more bounce to the ounce, an old monkadelic funkadurkadurka cut of pure Chicago house 

For you to let yo freaky leaky to get leaky in the house 

HIP HOP BE BOP CLIP CLOP CHIP SHOP PLIP PLOP DOWNT COR NA SHOP 

A poem in pidginon English O level syllabus, by Harish Mangladeesh, a health had visor at whole food store in harden in hingland in houter space in Horton hears hu

In piffle paff tosh

In wu wu wu 

In cuppa class

It how do do

Yes how is fam

Fine blue 

Cleat ewe

Yes, very pine

So plus to hear 

Hick dicker dok

Dokra e rotli too

Pie picked 

Pee po

Pa pa pum pum pum

Ma don na vo

Gertcha Geoff

He hide miny mo

Ye ghazal mail toff 

Me go eat on 

Expensive shree

We fela coot on 

We free to see

Ev urry c 

From Anglesea 

To in pie nighty 

By Soumik data-milligan and Carey mulligatawny 

Hub Bub 

King fish

Prawn knee 

Fee fi fo

Rum pum pum 

I smell claat 

Henglighman 

Hi diddle diddle

Fiddle dee dee

Bunga bunga 

rumpy tum titty

Its bits teeny

Weeny bikini

onbo tombo

Salva teinily

Gently down the stream

God shev

Grey shush qveen

Jah shaka

Naheen 

Bingo mangosteen 

Gringo lingo, seen?

Bango bat mobile 

We must go!

We disco!

We have fun!

Have  good time!

One dollah

One bagel

One challah 

One tom Kha

One mullah

One tongue fu 

One tollah

One Sid 

One Gomorrah 

One std 

Two SOS

One Eminem 

One elf 

One manman

One 234

1423

One super sharp

One cuppa tea

One tea cosy

One two five six

One drakatadinaadi

One zero one 

Sum binary

Vot finery

You possess

And not a love

Lee dress 

Wot hair ree 

No problen 

No scary 

I smell blood some 

Un engleterre homme 

Oh rum pum pum 

Meh bee maa mumm

Her time doth come

A rupupupum 

steltskinrumpum

Time of mun

Monsoon come

So Wash ya bum

Bun cleat ting dun 

A whoopsie doo

A crush a grape

A shut that door

The al hoo hah¡

Apu grimage

A Mecca to

A see da haj

Da sita raam

Tu Mari gaan chusss

A common law

A commons goose 

A copy left

Ex trenis right

Its goodnight from him

And from me goodnight 

It gay gay gay

No kitaro

You nnipponese

You in da no 

You ha pee ness 

You good to go

You can’t liv wiv

Out ray dio 

You pork o pine 

You ye of west

You buck buck buck

You chicken breast

You Bombay duck

Bruk line buck haam

You salaam! Nah!

A alllekum

You haraam se 

You kip di caaam

You nah mass car 

You sita raam 

WE MUCKITUP

We d2r

We phut a phut 

We katapaa

We buttercup

We rbi knee 

We suckitup

We tiny

We tin naa 

We naatin

We ninjaaaaaa

We raaaaaaa tin