theworldaccordingtotimmycap
theworldaccordingtotimmycap
The World According to...
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Oh the wondrous sites that await! Oh the fantastical things you’ll find inside. Would you join me if I whisked you away, from reality and into a joyous place? Would you embark across a sea of magic? Would you fly the skies of majesty? Would you believe tales of richs, gold, fancy cars, and diamond rings? Would you stay and not want to leave? Would you believe the stories, tall tales, folk-lore and novellas? Would you like the music, food, and cultural things? Would you stay up to watch the sun hang high? The moon sit down low? Would you color the sky with crayons? Would you love to see the World According to Me? Oh the wonders that await, the smiling faces, joyous laughter, brilliant minds. Come and find out what awaits, in the World According to Timmy Cap If you want to know me look in About me. And always, feel free to ask me anything or leave me a message, I will answer all as soon as I can. star gates opened
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in 2x20 when ezra and zeb are hanging out watching the sunset, and ezra tells zeb that he’s not sure when or even if he and kanan will make it back after facing the inquisitors, and then zeb says “you’ll be back. ‘course, we’ll probably have toppled the empire by then. we can swap war stories.” and like!!!!!!! in the series finale, ezra disappears to wild space, and the rest of the crew has no idea when or if he’ll ever come back home, but by the time he does, they will have defeated the empire and there will be way too many war stories to tell and i—
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Boring: they're all found
Better: the find the submarine empty
Even better: only one person left
Best: completely new person found alone on submarine
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A Great Unpleasantness
Tis a great unpleasantness to say goodbye
Tis a great unpleasantness to know you aren’t by my side
Tis a great unpleasantness the void you left
and tis a great unpleasantness to have to live.
Tis a great unpleasantness never to see you smile again
Tis a great unpleasantness never to hear you laugh again
Tis a great unpleasantness never to touch your hand again
Tis a great unpleasantness never to smell you again
Tis a great unpleasantness never to taste your lips again
Tis a great unpleasantness to keep going.
Tis a great unpleasantness to wake up everyday
Tis a great unpleasantness to come home every night
Tis a great unpleasantness to set a table for one
and tis a great unpleasantness that to wish I was dead.
A great unpleasantness is all of me that is left a great unpleasantness is all they will see a great unpleasantness is all that I know a great unpleasantness  a great unpleasantness a great unpleasantness
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Don't threaten us with a good time.
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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
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Clark did almost doom all of humanity, AND even after they convinced the aliens to let them live, those aliens said that Clark couldn’t transcend while everyone else does.
But like, why do those beings get to judge humanity? Clark did what she and to do. Clark was the reluctant hero/leader, I still have feels about that ending
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2x8 | 4x4 | 7x3
inspired by this post by @isweartobreathe
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“I wanna do this with you “ a love language
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i hate being single, yinz no any single women between 25-45 in Pittsburgh?
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fuck the USA
Pro-life yet fuck immigrants  Pro-life yet fuck single moms Pro-life yet fuck teen moms Pro-life yet  Anti-mask
“It’s my choice to wear a mask,” yet “How dare you choose that?” “I have the right to treat my body this way” yet “You can’t choose that.” “You’re a slut, a whore, a sinner, God will judge you.”
Fuck you
Just fuck you Pro-life If it was about life you’d support WIC and social programs If it was about life you’d make sure formula was stocked If it was about life you’d do more to protect kids from mass shooters
Pro-life yet Pro-gun “All life is scared” yet “kill the criminals  “All life is scared,” yet “It’s my goddamned right to own this semi-auto”
Don’t be fooled this is a war on the disenfranchised Unless you’re a Cis-gendered White Christian male they don’t give a fuck They waged a war on Black for years, by outlawing Weed and Black businesses They waged a war on Tan for years, by rounding them up at the boarder They waged a war on Red for years, by taking their land They waged a war on Yellow for years, by putting them in camps during WWII They waged a war on Brown for years, by closing Mosques and profiling And they waged a war on women by taking away their right to choose.
I have directly benefited from being born white I have directly benefited from being born male I was born on second base and I fucking hate it I hate that the “Beacon of Freedom and Liberty” is not free You can’t truly be free if you do not have your reproductive rights You can’t truly be free if you fear for your life everyday
Don’t be fooled, it’s a war against the poor No houses no living wages no cheap groceries no reliable public transit  no free healthcare no free childcare But all life is scared expect...
Black Tan Red Yellow Brown Woman Or Poor
Fuck You USA
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fantasy characters: “Geez”
me: who the fuck spread Christianity there
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I’m 32...
still single....
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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them
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