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I don’t even know how to tile this

Before I joined tumblr I heard plenty of jokes about “rotating a blorbo in your head” and what not. I can’t escape it now.

This man hasn’t left my head for the past few days and it feels like I’ve been granted a new ability.

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I love just existing on tumblr. It’s like I’ve got my own little space where I can be alone and nobody will notice me. plus I keep forgetting to tag posts so nobody really sees them anyways.

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not being able to see your partner for a few months sucks ass. Now who’s gonna play with my hair and call me slurs in the most loving way possible.

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when the Soul makes the guitar noise that finally alerts Susie/Noelle, Kris's hair poofs up like a ghibli character's when they're scared

the sprite name for this is kris_hockey_notice_stress_0.png

and the sprite name for when susie finds them is ''kris_play_dead''

they were really fighting for their life in that closet...

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The best Bethesda Fallout character is Liberty Prime and he’s not even a real character, he’s a giant robot that only speaks in propaganda.

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concept for a tv show: a cute simple love story between an assistant and a chauffeur or bodyguard or whatever else rich people have and in the background the rich people are having the wildest telenovela level drama that we only catch glimpses of

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getting smacked in the face by a toyota camry, wrecking my motorcycle, and opening my eyes to this specific shard of my bike on the pavement next to me is divine poetry

ralsei splat my beloved, me too

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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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Pieces of the dumpster are much less likely to fly off and kill someone

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Listen, his obsession on Mike and doing his job may take priority, but when he finally sits down to gamble? I fully believe he goes all out

And a bonus to an actual buckshot roulette round i did as Battat

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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hey man do you need something

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reblog to wirelessly transfer all of your dysphoria to jk rowling

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I know what you’ve done

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i don't drink but one time as a teenager i was at a local festival with family, complaining that i wanted to go back to our tent to go to sleep. so my mom bought me a beer to try and 'liven me up' . and i remember contemplating for a second before chugging the entire pint in one sitting, slamming the plastic cup back down on the counter and saying "so can i go to bed now" . and i feel like this is all you need to know about me as a person.