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Them: The internet is a place where you can learn anything! All of human knowledge is at your fingertips! You can make friends all over the world from home!

Me: *refreshes the same 3 social media accounts every 30 seconds and interacting with no one*

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I forgot this thing existed. Hi, I’m still miserable and single.

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King Kong never stood a chance. 

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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just wanna fuck hard and talk deep

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Y'all need a drink

DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK

DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK

DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK

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I know I never used to feel like this. I used to never think of death or hear voices. I used to feel Like everything was perfectly in order, a normal life, but I guess then came a departure.

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Illustrations by Gosha Bondarev