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being a writer like:

→ time to write → energy to write → inspiration

… pick two

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This question wants me to compare something to the last story I've read. The last story I read is fanfic! I can't remember what the last non-fic thing was! I can barely separate actual book events with fanfic events!

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Wouldn't the air horn just make them jump and everyone else using the urinal jump so that would just cause more "misses". It would be a cruel cycle...

When at the urinal, whenever someone “misses” and hits the floor, an air horn should go off, along with flashing lights and the voice of Ron Swanson saying “you’re an embarrassment to your fellow man”.

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Do you ever see some random ass person on the street and think... I don't believe in a God but Jesus thank you for blessing the earth with this angel.

Cuz' honestly same.

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girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

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Maybe we do but just don't know it because whenever someone comes back to life it's just added to the list of 'close death calls'. For when you actually die.

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

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reblog this post and put in the tags what color you think vermillion is. don’t look it up!

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April 1st is my birthday, I'm pretty sure I'm it's biggest joke of all time 😂😂

Easter is on April fools day this year. If the original was also on April fools day, that would have been the wildest April fools joke of all time.

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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

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Blast the music till it's so loud it kills you, effectively making you not feel anything

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Doot doot

My friend sent this because I didn't get a doot doot

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I need to see if it's real

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Imagine: Hiding your pregnancy from Spencer but him sussing it out of you, and being ecstatic to finally get the chance to be the father he never had.

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Imagine: Kili being in love with you, but finding out your being forced into a marriage by your father..

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Imagine: Holding Spencer while he sleeps after a particularly gruesome case..

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Imagine: Falling asleep on Thorin's shoulder when traveling with the company..