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[ ok so. I'm not dead, but just very iffy with Sandra as a muse atm and spending more time on my self insert blog. I shall get back to starters and replies soon though! Hopefully, at least ;; ]

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antisoras:

when your favorite characters get reduced to generic or obvious traits or cliches and the whole fandom adopts it as canon

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Expiration Date Starter Lines

“We killed everyone and took a briefcase!”

“You left seven witnesses.”

“Looks like I will be burying bodies all weekend!”

“Asking out that dial tone again, I see.”

“What the hell is that?!”

“We all have three days to live!”

“We are not most men.”

“We have the resources, the will.”

“It’s a picture of me getting hit by a car.”

“Fantastic, this was a huge waste of my time.”

“Please, go fuck yourself.”

“I’m wedging my head through a door to tell you I’m sorry!”

“We got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?”

“Seduce me!”

“I am not one of your fried chicken tramps?”

“You want to be my lover? Earn it!”

“Are you having a prom?”

“Oh look! It hates me so much!”

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.”

“I think it’s going pretty well.”

“Close the blast doors!”

“I can’t feel anything below my neck.”

“That was so much fun!”

“Wait. We can’t. I’m going to be dead.”

“Good news! We’re not dying! We are going to live forever!”

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Reblog if You’re a TF2 Rp blog!

dreamsofmercs:

Hey guys! So I haven’t been very active here, but I want to work on it! So, if you’re a tf2 rp blog please reblog this so I can check out your blog!

Thank you and have a beautiful rest of your day and a wonderful week!

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Warning

My muse is not always nice. My muse can and will kill. This is in character, and in no way, me against you.  I will warn you. I will explain why my muse behaves like that, if it is appropriate to, timing and plot wise. I will attempt to give you a way out of it. But I will not change my muse’s character for you.  If your muse pisses off my muse, and my muse wants to attack and kill yours, there is only so much I can do to ensure that my muse is still in character. If you do not want your muse to die, please discuss with me.  But if you keep pushing my muse, despite being warned that death is what my muse desire for yours, please face the consequences with no negativity. 

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I’m losing to myself, a battle I never sought.

ayamfarag  (via wraithfcrm)

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shockrisk:

andsoimuse:

hurt me,   kick me,     bruise me,       hell – kill me,

                     but don’t touch my family

                            ( or you’ll fucking regret it. )

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If they stand behind you, give them protection.

If they stand beside you, give them respect.

If they stand if front of you, watch their back. And if they stand against you, show them no mercy.

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[ I feel really bad whenever I don’t end up replying to someone before going somewhere or falling asleep because I? Don’t want them to think I didn’t like what they said? Most of the time I just don’t know how to respond or my mood drops or laziness kicks in. So if I ever end up doing that to you, please know that I meant no offense or harm and that I’m probably just being a lazy bum at the moment ;v;

On the other hand, I get SUPER nervous(anxious?) whenever the reverse happens; my brain starts to shove the idea of the person not liking me anymore down my throat just because they hadn’t replied (which sounds really weird now that I’ve typed it out). It even comes to the point that I’m fearful of initiating a conversation with them and, instead, choose to open up our previous conversation every now and then, checking if they ever responded.

So yeah, just wanted to give you guys a heads up on why I haven’t replied or talked to you lately. If you wanna discuss about this or just start a conversation, by all means, IM me! I might be asleep when you send a message, but I’ll definitely see it (unless tumblr has other plans)!

Also! Can you give a like to this post if you’ve read it? It’d help out a BUNCH and lets me know that people are, in fact, reading this, so it’d be appreciated if you could!

Other than that, I should probably get some sleep now. Thank you and good night everyone! ]

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&&.BLU WIFE CHEF

thexdeadlyxchef said: “Cough”

“S-Sandra! Nobody can know!”

❝ Like Hell it’ll matter if I chop ‘em up to fucking bits. ❞

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Send 'Mother's touch' for my muse's mother

pullingonthestrings:

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● .　　★　　★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ 　★　 :.　 . • ○ ° ★　 .　 *　.　. 　　¸ .　　 ° 　¸. * ● ¸ .　…somewhere…　　　° ☾ ° 　¸. ● ¸ .　　★　° :. 　 . • ° 　 .　 *　:.　.　¸ . ● ¸ 　　　★　　★☾ °★ . 　　　 　.　 °☆ 　. ● ¸ .　　　★　° .　 • ○ ° *　.　 ☾ ° 　¸. …way up high…* ● ¸ 　　　　° ☾ °☆ 　. * ¸.　　　★　　　 ° 　¸. * ● ¸ .　… in the universe…　　　° ☾　★ ° . 　 . • ° 　 .　 *　:.　.　¸ . ● ¸ 　　　★　　★☾ °★ . 　　★ ° . .　　　　.　☾ °☆ 　. * ● ¸ .　　　★　° :.　 . • ○ 　. 　 ° 　. ● .　　　　° ☾ °☆ the next TF2 comic is being drawn…   ¸. ● .　　★　　★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ 　★　 :.　 . • ○ ° ★　 .　 *　.　. 　　¸ .　　 ° 　¸. * ● ¸ .　　　　° ☾ ° 　¸. ● ¸ .

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stickybcmbs:

❛ Alright, tae the guys that are baitin’ people ta kill themselves:  That is a no-go in MY book.  Do ye realize the man that was elected and all the shite he has said tae get there?  Ye might think “Oh, nothing’s goin’ ta happen!  Why are ye panickin’?” but since his people are runnin’ house his decisions might actually happen.  Do yae realize how scary it is if yer one o’ the people he’s been insultin’?  I, as a black Scottish man, am insulted that THIS wee man got elected. ❜

❛ Sure, maybe it won’t be as bad.  We dunnae at this point.  But there is a possibility that it’ll be hell on Earth fer those that are considered “unusual”…and I’m not meanin’ hats this time around.  So hold yer tongue if yae dunnae what yer talkin’ about before I do it fer ye. ❜

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datsemtx:

helthehatter:

·         We’re closer to having successful vaccines for lung and brain cancer.

·         New chemotherapy breakthroughs have increased the 5-year survival for pancreatic cancer from 16% to 27% (and is getting better)

·         Scientists figured out how to link robotic limbs with the part of the brain that deals with intent to move so people don’t have to think about how they will move the limb, it can just happen.

·         Child mortality is down everywhere and it keeps going down.

·         Thanks to the ice bucket challenge the gene responsible for ALS has been found, meaning we are closer to an effective treatment. Let me rephrase that: we are close to getting a treatment for a very bad disease because a lot of people (including really hot celebrities) got wet.

·         A solar powered plan circumnavigated the world.

·         Michael Jordan donates 2mil to try and help bridge connection between police and the community.

·         Tiger numbers are growing.

·         And manatees.

·         And pandas.

·         Pakistan has made strides toward outlawing honor killings.

·         70,000 Muslim clerics declared a fatwa against ISIS.

·         Pokemon Go players went insane with placing lure modules near hospitals for sick kids.

·         California is now powering over 6 million homes with solar power, a record in the US (and that is the tightest shit)

·         Volunteers in India planted 50 million trees in 24 hours.

·         Apparently world crime as a whole has drastically declined as a whole in the last couple of decades.

·         Coffee consumption has been proved to help curtail cancer and suicide rates.

·         Speaking of coffee Starbucks figured out how to donate perishable food in a food safe way.

·         500 elephants were relocated to a better, safer and bigger home.

·         We made massive strides in Alzheimers’ prevention (my grandmother literally told me that scares her more than getting cancer this is very good news)

·         The ozone layer is repairing itself and all the work we did to get rid of those aerosol chemicals was actually worth it.

·         A new therapy developed in Israel could cure radiation sickness.

·         The Anglican church resolved to solemnize same-sex unions the same as opposite-sex unions which required a super majority of all three orders of the church (lay, clergy, bishop).

·         The Rabbinical Assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of transgender and non-conforming individuals.

·         Precision treatments for cancer are hitting clinical trials and WORKING (as someone who’s had relatives with cancer this is the best news)

·         Dentists are once again providing free care to veterans who need it.

·         The Orlando Shakespeare Festival showed up with angel wings to block funeral-goers for the Orlando Pulse victims, view from anti-gay protesters

·         We may have cured MS

·         Rise Women’s Legal Centre opened

·         Death by heart disease has decreased by 70% in the United States

·         Two brothers saw color for the first time thanks to specially-designed glasses

·         Pope Francis spoke against society’s obsession with physical beauty while dedicating Mass to the disabled community (love that dude)

·         Portugal ran its entire nation solely on renewable energy for four days straight

·         A retiree is launching a project to transport 80 endangered rhinos to an Australian reservation to save the animals from poaching

·         An Afghan teacher has been delivering books via bicycle to villages that lack schools

·         Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

·         200 strangers attended the funeral of a homeless WW2 veteran with no family

·         A teen battling cancer married his sweetheart

·         Bank firm pays for college tuition for the children of employees who died in the 9/11 attacks

·         New medicine has been shown to increase melanoma survival rate to 40%

·         Over 800 Boko Harem Hostages were rescued by Nigerian Army

·         Toys R Us is Offering Quiet Shopping Hour for kids with autism this holiday season

·         Volunteers made special tiny Halloween costumes for NICU babies

·         A 4-year old befriends a lonely man and helped him heal after losing his wife

·         Families grew

·         People survived c ancer

·         People overcame depression

·         Any kind of victory, even if it affects only one person,  is a victory

·         Now for the pop culture good news

·         LEONARDO DICAPRIO WON AN OSCAR! EVERYONE READING THIS LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE LEO FINALLY GET WHAT HE DESERVED

·         There’s a new Harry Potter book

·         And a movie

·         Harry Potter has no plans on vanishing with time

·         This sweet father gave candy to passengers on a flight so his little girl could trick or treat on Halloween

·         LET ME TALK ABOUT ALL THE KICK ASS MOVIES WE GOT THIS YEAR OH MY GOD

·         Kung Fu Panda 3, this franchise is still going strong despite that its about a panda played by Jack Black

·         Jungle Book. The amazing remake none of us saw coming

·         Finding Dory. I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve heard good things

·         Kubo and the Two Strings. Haven’t seen that yet as well but its Laika so I know it’s a masterpiece

·         Deadpool. The beautiful and super accurate R-rated marvel film

·         Captain America: Civil War. Seriously is the best marvel movie yet in my opinion I need more.

·         Zootopia. Oh don’t mind me I’m just a movie that tackled the issue of racism and not only game changed animated films but also made a billion dollars

·         The Hamilton Mixtape is coming out. Which is a bunch of artists singing songs from the musical (Sia, Usher, Regina Spketor, etc.) I’m excited.

·         A personal victory for myself, I joined Tumblr and met angels in blog form so…that’s uplifting.

·         And I met my favorite voice actor at a con which was a bucket list accomplishment.

Good Things that have yet to happen this year

·         Birthdays

·         Doctor Strange

·         Thanksgiving

·         Black Friday

·         Moana

·         Christmas

Good things that have nothing to do with the year but will hopefully make you feel better

·         Puppies

·         Chocolate

·         Rainbows

·         Rain (I like listening to rain it’s one of the most calming sounds)

·         Cartoons

·         Kissing

·         Music

·         Friends

·         FF: If you are a religious person you are an imperfect masterpiece

·         FF: If you are not then you are a splendid coincidence

·         Any year spent with loved ones be they family or friends is a good year. Trust me.

·         ”A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have” –Roger Rabbit

#NeverForgetTheGood

*Plz feel free to add other good news (even if it’s something small like you ate cheesecake THAT is good news)

This is a gorgeous post, everyone should reblog it to see the balancing side to the whole bad things happening in the world!

Good Things that Happened in 2016

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❝ Fuck this shit— I’m out. ❞

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[ okay so!! I've been pretty busy preparing for a trip I'm going to later today without wifi, and I'll probably be back the day after tomorrow, so threads will be on hold until then! ]