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a simple spell but quite unbreakable

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

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whoooooooooo 💨🍃 (sound of a cold wind blowing in the fog)

Gat damn thart wind smells good

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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

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The Enigma of Amigara Fault

This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by these  silhouettes, gather at the site and that’s when things get creepy.

It’s about a 15-20 min read, but if you haven’t read this before, you’re in for a treat. Link above.

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no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

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Beware, the fog is comibg

(with childlike enthusiasm) Ok!! What happens next

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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I miss the days of Tumblr where you could reblog an ask game and actually Get Asks

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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TSP literally flooding my dash I feel like I'm being tempted by a cheese under a box

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pig,,

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PLEASE DON’T SCROLL BY!!

We are in desperate need of help. We are a family of ten trying to survive in northern Gaza. Our landlord keeps increasing our rent, and we will be at the mercy of the drones and the tanks if we have to leave, on top of having to leave behind all of our belongings. Every kind of food at the market now costs a fortune and there are no jobs available due to the dangerous situation outside, so we have to fully rely on this campaign.

Starvation is making people around us more and more desperate and I’m scared. Robbers have attacked the families living next to our building. If we get kicked out, we will know the same fate. We can only count on ourselves and the kind souls who have money to spare for us. I swear I just want a miracle to put an end to this crazy situation, I want my life back…

Please help, I swear I’ll be thankful for anything. Share at least if you can’t afford to donate.

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Please don’t abandon us, this is our only lifeline 😭

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damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex

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Greetings from: The Crossroads!

Felt like challenging myself a little and doing a limited palette, and Diamond is my muse as per usual so here you go :]

I wasn't initially intending to include text but I realized it looked kind of like a post card so I figured some "wish you were here" text would be fitting :]

The palette I used