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footage of my moss ball herd in 2043 about to smash the aquarium glass with the intent of devouring a small child 

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Tag yourself I’m ‘sampler of drugs’

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what in the wide world of hell did i just watch.

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when u click on a video thats like ‘seed sprouting timelapse’ and the seeds sprout right before ur eyes

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with the sucess of my last boyfriend catalogue, i thought i’d offer you guys another one

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the midwest is so beautiful this time of year…….reblog 2 support our farmers

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me cooking

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scroll fast to not catch venom spoiler

underapreciated moment in Venom:

at the end of the bike chase, Eddie says “oh that was pretty cool actually, not gonna lie” and then is hit by the bad guy’s car right after

which is 100x funnier the second time watching because you realize that was the first time someone called Venom symbiote, a known loser, cool

and hearing that caused them to fuck up immediately

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percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

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Cowboys dueled at highnoon so the sun wouldn’t blind any of the two in particular

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plant babies

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