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Just...what???? -Entry on Cracked.com by bullamakanka

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I just want my own

The stacks at the magnificent Mercantile Library in Cincinnati, where I did an event last night. Seriously, if you live within driving distance of Cincinnati, can spare $55 per year, and like books, you should be a member.

Two excellent details: 1) The library has a 10,000 year lease on the space 2) That lease is renewable.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unarmed Black Man Shot To Death By Police after Car Broke Down On Side of The Road

Yet another unarmed Man was fatally shot by trigger happy police Sunday night. Terence was on his way home from his community college night class and was trying to get some roadside assistance to get back home. Instead what he got was bullets in his lungs. 

Officers en route to an unrelated call, saw his car on the side of the road and pulled over to investigate the vehicle around 7:40 p.m. According to police, when they spotted Terence they told him to put his hands up but he refused to comply so they shot him. However, the newly released dashcam video contradicts their story.…..surprise surprise. Terence can be seen in police dashcam video walking toward his SUV with his hands up and officers following behind him before he’s shocked with a stun gun and then fatally shot. 

Tulsa Police Chief Chuck Jordan announced Monday before the department released the shooting footage that 40-year-old Terence Crutcher had no weapon on him or in his SUV. 

Terence Crutcher, 40, died at a Tulsa hospital on Friday night shortly after the violent confrontation, the Tulsa World reported.

Source / video

#StayWoke

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I don’t remember what it is like to have a pain free or even normal day anymore. I can’t even remember at what point I forgot.

Share Your Secret | These Resources May Help (via mypainsecret)

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I personally hate it when people say, "But you look so normal!"

I wanted to show that some disabilities don’t match the stereotypes, and so now there are shirts, bumper stickers, tote bags, etc! I’m super excited!

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I LOVE MY STORMY HORROR MOVIE DAYS IN BUT

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I just need to be Detective Munch's next ex wife

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Me: Oooh these boy shorts are cute on me! Four years later me: When the hell did I buy too tight granny panties?

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any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that

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Me tbh

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Chronic Pain

I will literally take a call from anyone experiencing chronic pain the way I am. Message me, I swear to call you back, and I can only hope to death that it could help both of us

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I swear I’m not trying to be emo...god that title alone turns you off

...I'm just trying to figure out reasons to livve. I have icurable back back to the most severe degree, have had back surgery twice and will require more in the future (some of which they'd have done already if I was elderly). I have bipolar disorder and it definitely affecs me even though it's not acting up terrible at the moment. I have a wonderful boyfriend to support me, however my family seems to think I'm faking it. I can't afford to live, literally, on what I'm making right now. I've borrowed so much money from my dad and my boyfriend. My boyfriend has nothing left to even give me, and my father thinks I'm just not trying hard enough. I work for hinm and after 11 years he still pays me $9/hour and I've tried extremely hard but he won't give me a raise. I can't get another job because no one else in the world will say, "Oh, you hurt too much now? Better go home whenever you need to!" I'm fucked, stuck working for someone who pays me shit and berates me for not being able to afford everyday expenses.I've tried working from home jobs but they suck too. I have a disability hearing in November but like, I can walk and shit so how the hell am I supposed to convince them? No, I can't do my own laundry or grocery shopping, but I've workeed all of my life to "look" like I can walk normal. What do I do, walk like I do when I want to be comfortable? What happens if they deny me? That's the end of it all because I can't live on less that $800 a month max living \by myself, buying my own groceries, etc. I'm so lost I've considered killing myself more than once...partly selfishly because I don't know how to deal with it anymore, but moreso that I don't want OTHERS to stress themselves out trying to take care of me. My dad has all the god damned money in the world but I have two sisters and a step sister, step mom, and step brother that'll probably get as much as me if I die...and it's like, well if THEY can all make it, then what's MY fucking problem

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Except tomorrow is Friday so I doubt it. My boy spent the night yesterday and I yelled at him for leaving early on a Saturday until he killed all of my hopes and dreams by telling me it was Thursday. I believe this Tuesday bullshit exactly zero percent

tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

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Gross, Spiders

One time there was a spider on the wall in my office so I put a sticky note near it saying, "WARNING!!!SPIDER ALERT!!!" except the fucker kept crawling so every fifteen minutes I had to move the sticky note. Eventully, it disappeared...that is NOT ok...now there's just some spider wandering through my office and no one bothered to update the sticky note

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How you know this is my kitten: She's licking her lips, most likely because carbs or cheese are in front of her. She's super clumsy. She steals food directly off of your plate. She tries to steal my ice cream. She needs to know every corner she's in a room with at all existing times. So many more reasons which I'll probably add to later...three months old and growing Her name is Rowdy...my non-live in boyfriend named her and it's a terrible name. I was supposed to get a male kitten and was going to name him Mr. Meowgi which is infinitely more amazing, I think we can all agree

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I can't be the only one who wants to slap asshole children...right?

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Am I the only one old enough on here to...

...remember Xanga?