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Tame Impala gatefold artwork by Robert Beatty

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Tomás Sánchez (Cuban, b. 1948), Luz de una tarde de tormenta [Light of a stormy afternoon], 1990. Oil on canvas,  22 x  28 in.

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Gustav Klimt, Danaë, 1907

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Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

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lol

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

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No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

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