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Thinking about saying "in canon" when talking about selfship lore

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i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

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"Romantic f/os" this, "platonic f/os" that, let's appreciate the sexual f/os.

The ones who bring out your most primal desires, the ones whose bodies you just wanna feel, the ones who make you discover new kinks, the ones who have you keep coming back for more, the ones who get you addicted to their touch.

There's no need to be ashamed or embarrassed about having purely sexual relationships. & they deserve to be respected too.

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Shoutout to all of us who didn't choose our f/o. The kind of f/o that called out to us, pulling us towards them, as if they're the one who chose us.

That was fate. Yes, you're that fictional character's soulmate.

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my contribution to the selfshipping community 🫡

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Hey don’t be sad. F/O thinkibg about you randomly and getting all flustered. F/O not being able to get you off of their mind all day. F/O accidentally slipping up and popping a boner after hours of fending off inappropriate thoughts. F/O feeling hot with a blush, hurrying to excuse themself from the room, running off somewhere private. F/O holding back a groan of frustration when they discover that they’ve leaked pre already, making a mess in their underpants. F/O holding their breath and clasping a hand over their mouth while they quickly work themself to completion, struggling to keep their voice down. F/O finishing embarrassingly fast, with you on their mind. F/O avoiding their own eyes in the mirror when they wash their hands, feeling guilty. F/O quietly returning to whatever they were doing, posture relaxed, perfectly content… until the next time sometjing reminds them of you. Horndog F/O, okay?

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don’t imagine your favorite character being grabbed by their hips and completely doubling over with surprised laughter. Don’t imagine their knees clumsily giving out from under them as they make a whole bunch of giggly, squealy, wheezy noises that no self-respecting person should ever make. Don’t think about it. Don’t. Don’t. Don’t.

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How would a hangout go with you and your f/o(s) if they also had their (other) friends over? Are there chaotic shenanigans you wouldn't have come up with alone? Or on the flip side do they try to talk some sense into you? Do you play board or video games that require more people than usual? Maybe you guys take the opportunity to go somewhere they think you'd all enjoy! What are the conversation topics? Is it a good time? Even if the hangout isn't perfect your f/o(s) don't mind, sometimes people just don't click with each other. If your f/o(s) don't really have friends (other than you) maybe they've invited you to something they have to attend with their co-workers, whether they enjoy their company or not, and you're there for emotional support (even if they tell you otherwise). How would that go?

...🥰

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allow yourself to be important to your f/o. allow yourself to have had a profound impact on your f/o’s life. even if it’s a deviation from canon, even if it’s hard to believe. they love you, and that makes you a part of their story. allow yourself to be as much a part of their life as they are yours

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How it feels to get all dressed up for a date with f/o 🩷🩷

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sebastian <33

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I was rewatching gravity falls and I got an idea

draw your self insert and your F/Os like this

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YCH SELFSHIP COMMISSIONS [OPEN]

Heya! In order to help with rent and my own income (my bank account is in the negative :c) I've done a batch of YCHs! I actually had so much fun with these ones!

o1. ($10 USD) Moon Jellies

o2. ($10 USD) Raging Rapids

o3. ($15 USD) City Kiss

o4. ($15 USD) Lights

o5. ($20 USD) Blanket Fort

o6. ($20 USD) Mermaid

:: RULES/INFO ::

o1. You're welcome to order more than one YCH at a time if you want!

o2. Payment is upfront through Paypal or Ko-Fi

o3. Can be any gender/body type. Human/Humanoid only. Coloration, Background, and Expressions are also changeable! If there's any questions about if your f/o counts as 'humanoid' or just any other general questions, feel free to DM also to ask about it!

o4. Must be 18+ to order, I am not comfortable working with minors

o5. Each YCH has unlimited slots!

Reblogs are appreciated!

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im a self shipper who is cool with sharing but only like with people i like or who are fun and cool. the minute you are mean to someone else that's IT i am no longer cool sharing specifically with you

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No matter if the person who’s doing the commission is in the self ship community or not, this is what it feels like asking for one every single time.

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If your oc had a dating sim route, what would their good and bad endings be… im curious

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when you're consuming media and the character is hitting every box on the f/o checklist