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reaching out to someone you havent spoken to in a year feels like being trampled face down in mud

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I was literally saying to my therapist, “I think the core of my intimacy issues is—” and then the internet went out and our zoom call crashed. I left her on a real cliff hanger

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we have to throw the baby out, due to its corrupting effect on the bath water

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Seeing people drive big lifted and totally pristine giant pickup trucks as just a car to get to and from work on fully paved roads is like watching a high energy working breed dog be forced to live in a 1 bedroom apartment and only go out for poop walks.

If you cant provide them the home they need its abuse. That truck should be hauling bricks, it needs to be maxing out its suspension hitting ridges at 65 mph. It should be dirty and dented because they love it. Theres no enrichment in your 1/4 mile drive to the gas station. Youre torturing it, youre killing that truck.

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What was your favorite part about living through the early 2000s? I wish I could have grown up in that era soooo baaad…

there was a brief moment when the neww reported that dick cheney shot someone in the face and we all hoped it was bush

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we need more weird campy alien-scifi television shows

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Confession

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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

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he’s just like me fr

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people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm's length continuously for seventeen years

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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

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just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

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Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot