i'd love to see them try to play brennan off with music
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Also the "Don't tread on me" thing is supposed to be anti-establishment/anti-cop
You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again
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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent
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my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry
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idk why people are sending animals but um. get diplomoceras'd
:O DIPLOMOCERAS!!!!!
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I guess just have an imaginary friend that wants the same thing you want all the time?
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