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So apparently the Americans are unaware that in Australia, all soy sauce is distributed via tiny 1-inch fish bottles

Imagine a whole country never having tasted the nectar of the microplastic marlon, no wonder America is like that

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this isn’t normal. this isn’t how life is supposed to feel. if you don’t think about it it can’t hurt you. I found our hearts and they were still beating. there is still time.

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horse sleeping peacefully in a brown paddock this horse is sleeping so peacefully in fact that it has its sweet chin tucked against its knee while the ground is brown it is not mud but pine straw or some similar substance if you look upward however you can see that this horse rests beneath fine verdancy as many trees shade its peaceful home with branches heavily laden with many leaves this image has a warm and pleasant feeling to it inviting the viewer to enjoy a moment of peaceful rest and communion of nature

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I love day-offs, blorbos, and soap opera played by guys with super powers

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days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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favorite genre of image

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in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise

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shoebox for my blorbo's house

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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y’all havin a good september?

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Now I get it. Anne Shirley was right; sometimes pretending you’re an exiled princess fallen from her state or a wealthy criminal who’s decided to take a minimum wage job to ignore detection IS the only way to get through the work day

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Interested in furthering my diplomatic connections with Brie cheese

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Both kinds of Bioware girls got a lot of rep at the 2024 VMAs

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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING