thievesguild
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“Stones of Berenziah?” Brynjolf chuckled, “You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”
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Somebody stop me from hyperfixating on Skyrim please please please
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Thief!!! Stolen right off my nephew’s plate! No respect!
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i love the kind of questions you can ask in skyrim. makes it sound like the dragonborn lived under a rock their whole life
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stop pitting daedric princes against each other!! Sanguine is EPIC Nocturnal is AN ICON Sheogorath is FUNNY Molag Bal Mephala is BEAUTIFUL
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So I uh…. graduated from college last weekend….
Also A+ for the comment section on reddit
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Me: *breathes*
Every Morrowind NPC within a 50 mile radius: You’re ugly, you’re disgusting, I hate you, I’m gonna kill you, give me $200 dollars.
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Npc in Bethany esda game: you should avoid old man mcfuckpiss’ murder cave
OBJECTIVE ADDED: GO TO OLD MAN MCFUCKPISS’ MURDER CAVE
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